Net Dummy Awards
This Award was created at the request of
my
friend Mark, who claims the distinction
of being
the #1 Net Dummy. He was proud and
delighted to
receive this honor. I have decided to
make it
available now to anyone who can qualify
for it.
Requirements to
Qualify
for the
"Net Dummy Award"
To qualify for a "Net Dummy
Award"
you must meet at least one of the
following
requirements:
- You have given up trying to learn
how to cut,
copy, paste.
- You wrote some html in your Webtv
e-mail
signature box but removed it after
waiting 10
minutes for your page to load.
- You don't know what an e-mail
signature is.
- Your "Spell Checker" always finds
errors in your spelling.
- You don't know how to use the
"Spell Checker" and send your messages
out with the errors.
- You don't know you have a "Spell
Checker"
-
You still think a "search engine" is
something
that powers search lights.
-
You made a quick homepage using a page
builder
but didn't save the URL or password and
haven't
seen your homepage since.
- You don't know what a homepage
is.
-
You have received a reply from the Webtv
Help
Center that actually answered your
question.
-
You wrote an irate e-mail to your web
site host
but sent it to yourself by mistake.
-
You are certain that a "transloader" is
a piece
of heavy construction equipment.
-
You have been using the on-screen
keyboard to
write messages because you can't figure
out where
to connect your wireless keyboard.
-
You've had your Webtv for at least 6
months and
still don't know what the "ALT" key is
for.
- You've had your Webtv for at
least 3
months and don't know what any of the
keys are for.
- You use the "fn" key on your
keyboard regularly.
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If you find that you meet some
of the above requirments and are living
in fear of receiving this dreaded award,
you may be able to avoid it and improve
your internet and Webtv skills by
visiting my HOMEPAGE HELP
SITE where you
can
find or request the answers to all of
your questions and get the help that you
so desperately need to become a well
respected Webtv'r |
If you do not meet any of the
requirements above
but still feel that you qualify as a
"Net Dummy"
please submit your qualifications for
review and
consideration. Net Dummies will be
entered into
a Dummies Hall of Fame page along with
your claim to dummyness and a link to
your homepage if you have one. And of
course you will receive your
personalized "Net Dummy Award" for your
homepage or e-mail signature. Help to
install the award
will be provided upon request.
To apply for a Net Dummy Award of your
very own
click on the "Net Dummy
Award" image at the top of the
page and explain why you feel you
deserve a Net Dummy Award. Be sure to
include the name you want on your award
in the "name" line and your
webpage URL if you want it linked to in
the Hall of Fame page. If you don't
want a"Net Dummy Award" then please
click on my banner at the top of
the page and visit my sites.
NOTE:To
send questions or comments
you may
Do not request
your award here. To request your award
you must click on the Net Dummy image at
the top of the page and fill out the
form.
My sincere thanks and appreciation to
Marlene of NaNaMar's Web
Wonders for providing me with the
Mortimer Snerd image from which this
award was made. Thank you Marlene.