Net Dummies Hall of Fame
This just may become the biggest collection of Dummies ever assembled into one place. Those that were able to type have described why they feel qualified for the honor they have each received. For those who were unable to type their qualifications I will provide the reason I felt they were qualified for the award. I do hope no one takes offence at anything on this page, it is all in fun and intended to be taken with a sense of humor. When ever possible a link to the Dummy's homepage or website will be provided. You just might be surprised at some of the things a Dummy can do.
Mark is my good friend and
considered to be the #1 Net Dummy. He started this Net Dummy Award thing
by asking me to make him a "Dummy Award" for his e-mail. This is his
request:
Gene writes: "I triple deserve this
award." Nothing more was needed from Gene. I worked closly with him
when we built his web site. We shared his editor, I wrote the html and
Gene wrote the text. Gene has a little trouble with his memory and it took
four days before he was able to find the editor on his site and three more
days of writing and rewriting captions before he began to remember to save
his work before leaving the editor page. He learned quite a bit during the
time we were building his site but I don't know how much of it he
remembers now. Gene's site is the "Just Moovin" site shown on my Variety
Site Directory page. 
Terri: OK I have three (maybe 4
or 5) questions to ask and then you can say whether or not I get an award.
<G> Terri 
Barb: I fit most of he
Qualifications on your pg. always use spell check & always miss
spelled something.What is the Alt key for?? Can Not transload no matter
how hard I try,have a friend use my information and do it for me...Believe
me I deserve this award...Thank You....Barb 
Maggie: sure the hell applies to
although I have gotten alot better.. I could probably steal the award now
.. see ya maggie.
Maureen: 3 months can't answer
chat mail don't know where to write it read all directions how to do
bgground still no can do. havent gone in chat rm don't know what to say.
thought music playing while i did emails was 4 mppl i wrote to to hear. i
constantly get sig stuck in bx & black it out. can't spell too good
either. so many how to dos don't know how to do anything. so many folders
saved i'll never read them too busy reading onelists i joined & don't
know how to answer.. thats it!! 
Leah: I sure think I qualify. If
it weren't for Zathras@webtv.net, I would probably still be working on the
banner thing. And bouncing email...well, I wont even go into the trouble
it brought to my little corner of the web. Please consider this my self
nomination for the net dummy award> Leah
Claudia: I would like a "net
dummie" award. I think I qualify because I need all of what's on the
enclosed page on an F-Key so I can do all the neat stuff with my webtv. 
Bev: Your friend Mark has met his
match! I have no idea how to cut copy and paste...and if I use spell
check.. everyone thinks someone else wrote the letter for me! Isn't a
search engine a large engine i a vehicle?? HMMMMMMM... 
Don: hi!!.i have been on the web
since dec, 1998 And i really dont know what the alt key is used for!!!
Connie: Dear Techniguy, I think I
deserve this award because I actually thought that "HTML" was a WEBTV
feature that they should've included in with your set-up instructions!!
Bessie: I dun blew up tha dang spell
checker. It's jest thet it don't tolk like ah do. So's ah thank onna count
uv that thet I desserve the award. Mah url iz: 
Donna: I am more than qualified for this
awesome award....LOL....when we first got the spell checker I was all
excited.....read the instructions on how to use it but didnt understand
them....have not used the spell checker even one tme....cause I dont know
how!!!!!
Belinda: If anyone deserves this I do. Its
a kinda funny story I was trying to learn things about making a web page,
and a dear, kind friend was tying to tell me how and what I was doing
wrong, short of everything. She would explain things over and over. Then
one day I wrote to ask another question in the subject box I put from dumb
& dumber. So after she helped me finish my page. I asked another
friend to make her and award the "dumb & dumber award" for endurances
and patience. That is why I feel I am qualified to receive the award.
Thank you and send me your hall of fame I would love to see it.
Laura: i think i desreve the net dummy
award cos, well here is the truth,,number 1 right now someone else is
typing my letter for me,,,,,2,,,,my daughter types in the chat rooms for
me and she also creates my homepages for me cos i know nothing of html.oh
yea i am the one that chooses the pics and style of the page ,,,(does that
matter,,,),,,,lol Laura, 
Vdague: I still don't understand alot of
what can be done on the web. So I guess that makes me a net dummy. Notice
on my page the two empty boxes that I can't figure out how to erase out of
my sig box. 
Dennis: After spending 4 hours trying to
put A audioscope in, only to discover I was useing auTioscope, still don't
know what the ALT buttons for. And on top of everything when I started
this email I was putting everything in the subject matter. 
Teresa: What IS the alt key for? Aligning
Lotsa Text? 
Brenda: I didn't know it was real. I want
one!
Joe: DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT? I AM THE BEST
CANDYDATE FER THUS AWARD CAUSE I HAVE NO IDA WHAT HAF THAT STUFF WAS
BOUT...